Random Fun
Our zombie family ate your family.
Next time you see those lovely sticker families on the back of a mini van, just think, they could be lunch.
I wanted to send you something sexy…
…but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox. It’s the thought that counts.
Unemployment sucks when your job gets blow’d up.
Humm. I wonder what other skills he has. Doesn’t strike me as a real people person.
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.
Zombies like girls for their brains, not their body.
See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.
First you get the money, then the power, then the woman.
We we taught this at an early age. We’ve also figured out that every few years she gets kidnapped and we have to save her all over again. But we do it because we love her, or the challenge, or something.