Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
What’s better than Easter eggs filled with candy? Easter eggs filled with alcohol! Grab some giant eggs, some mini bottles of your favorite liquor, and make one amazing Easter.
Christmas spirits can come in a cup, a bottle, a can, or even a box. Hope you remember your holiday season. Unless you don’t want to, then see you in January and I’ll share...
Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 7 shots go down like a fat kid on a seesaw. It’s sad but true.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
You can never go wrong with a plan to drink wine until you’re drunk. Even if you’re trying to get someone drunk, they probably won’t care. That’s how cool wine is. via JimBenton
Christmas is hard enough without family, and shopping, and all the stress that comes with the holidays. However, one sure-fire way to survive it is with booze. Not while out, and about, but once...