Reasons to call 911 on the 4th of July and reasons not to.
I know, fireworks are loud and scary, but don’t call 911 because you or someone you know is unhappy about them. Don’t call 911 if… Instead, call them if… Other reasons not to call 911…
I know, fireworks are loud and scary, but don’t call 911 because you or someone you know is unhappy about them. Don’t call 911 if… Instead, call them if… Other reasons not to call 911…
I love you. You’re probably thinking that, “You don’t even know me.” But if people can hate for no reason, I can LOVE. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In a world full of hate, be a light. Wave, say hi, smile, give a compliment, hold a door, do something. Something small can make a big difference in someone’s day. … Read more
Some bow to our overloads, others stand up and fight. Billionaires care about money, not people. Don’t get caught up in the lies. If they treat people like they are disposable, they’ll exploit the nation for their personal gain. Empty promises and hate will only make the rich richer.
Siblings suck sometimes. Your brother’s Christmas Wish was for you to not get a Christmas Wish. I’m sorry, Sweetheart, but he was here first and that’s how this works. Santa
Hanging Christmas lights is easy. First, start out with lots of Christmas spirit and enthusiasm. Then, you make some progress, and your spirits get higher. Then your spirits start to fall as it seems like you’re making it worse. Then, you’re all excited because you’ve successfully got everything hung up; success! And then your spirits … Read more
Dads spend all year worrying about that one light you left on. It’s wasting energy and costing us money! Then, come Christmas, they light up the whole damn yard.
Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.