A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.
I don’t understand what people in Wisconsin or North Dakota are doing at the movies, but I don’t think they’re doing it right. Cheese is not candy and neither is baked beans. Granted Wax...
This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause...
Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
