Author: LOL Zombie

Sick Kleenex Box

I have a cold, it’s snot funny.

This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...

Cut your winter heating bills in half!

How would you like to cut your winter heating bills in half?! It’s easy, just grab some scissors and cut them! Granted, the heating company isn’t going to be happy, but it may make...