Dad, I have no idea how life works.
Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they...
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If you’re a parent, you’ll understand.
Being a parent is hard. The perspective of each parent differs and that can cause a lot of stress.
All About That Baste
Add a little wine to your mom and she may be “All about that baste, ’bout that baste” this Thanksgiving. Drunkin pop mashups are fun. via metzgercartoons
Now this is a bounce house!
Every dad dreams of being able to bounce with their kids in the bounce house. This giant bounce house makes those dreams come true. Now I wonder where I can find one of these.
Welcome to life kid. You can’t win.
You remember when you lived at home and no matter what you wanted to do you seemed to piss off your parents? Well welcome to real life. Better start learning how to sweet talk...
Mom, what’s it like to have the worlds greatest daughter? Ask your Grandma.
When your daughter asks you about the worlds greatest daughter, just look at her and be honest. It’s her grandma she should be asking, not you.
Children Are Often Spoiled Because No One Will Spank Grandma.
You may think it’s the parents fault, but sometimes it’s the grandparents.
Some People Were Dropped on Their Heads As Babies…
Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my children.
Being a parent is hard. You have to eat things you don’t like, you can’t swear in front of them, and apparently people don’t like it when you don’t know where your kids are...
Get into bed and I’ll text you a story.
Parenting today is way different then when I was younger. My parents still don’t even understand technology! If I sent them a text, they’d call me to ask me what do to with it.