When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
Getting up in the morning is hard for everyone, it’s not just you.
I hate it when that happens. However, I never learn. I’ve been hit multiple times.
Every night when we go to bed, we all think about how productive we’re going to be in the morning. We make plans, we get psyched up, then we fall asleep and it all...
Not matter when I got to sleep, or how good I sleep, I still never want get out of bed.
I just want one day where I don’t have to get out of bed. via Victims of Circumsolar
I don’t understand why I need to get out of bed. I’m comfortable and happy here.
I’m all like “bed time, yea!” But my mind is like “one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Old McDonald had a farm, heeey Macarena!”
You remember when you lived at home and no matter what you wanted to do you seemed to piss off your parents? Well welcome to real life. Better start learning how to sweet talk...
It doesn’t matter how big your bed is, or how much you spend on an actual dog bed, they’re always going to come cuddle up with you and take up most of your bed.