Tagged: Sleep

Are you sleeping at work or praying?

If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.

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You Know, That Mini Heart Attack Feeling

You know, that feeling, that one where you’re in bed, almost asleep and suddenly you get that strange falling sensation. Then you suddenly wake up and think you just had a mini heart attack. Yea....

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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of...

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Insomnia Jeopardy – If You Have Insomnia, You Already Play This Game

What do you think of when you cant’ sleep? Let me guess. Money? Things that are wrong with you? That strange noise?

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My Bed: But Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.

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Really whenever I get up is “too early.”

It doesn’t matter the time, the day, or the season, it’s always too early to get out of bed.

Animals / Random Fun / Signs

Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.

I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.

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I’m pretty sure no one ever wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.