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Are you sleeping at work or praying?

March 19, 2014 by LOL Zombie

If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.

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You Know, That Mini Heart Attack Feeling

March 1, 2014 by LOL Zombie

You know, that feeling, that one where you’re in bed, almost asleep and suddenly you get that strange falling sensation. Then you suddenly wake up and think you just had a mini heart attack. Yea. That one.

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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

February 6, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.

Categories Random Fun Tags Cold, Men, Sleep, Winter, Women Leave a comment

Insomnia Jeopardy – If You Have Insomnia, You Already Play This Game

January 30, 2014 by LOL Zombie

What do you think of when you cant’ sleep? Let me guess. Money? Things that are wrong with you? That strange noise?

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My Bed: But Baby, It’s Cold Outside

January 6, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.

Categories Random Fun Tags Cold, Morning, Sleep, Winter Leave a comment

Really whenever I get up is “too early.”

December 29, 2013 by LOL Zombie

It doesn’t matter the time, the day, or the season, it’s always too early to get out of bed.

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Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.

June 13, 2013 by LOL Zombie

I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.

Categories Animals, Random Fun, Signs Tags Death, Sleep Leave a comment

I’m pretty sure no one ever wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

June 5, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.

Categories Music, Quotes, Random Fun Tags Cats, Morning, Sleep Leave a comment

Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!

May 13, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep  But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!

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Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.

February 17, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Look at that cute tiny little grass. Just sleeping the day away. I wonder what it’s dreaming of.

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