Tagged: Cold

Sick Kleenex Box

I have a cold, it’s snot funny.

This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...

No. It’s not too cold out.

Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?

Two Stages of Winter: Christmas & Suck

Winter isn’t all that bad when it’s filled with colorful Christmas lights, holiday songs, and happy people. It starts to go down hill when all the festive stuff goes away and all we’re left...

Packaging is the worst when you are sick.

Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few...