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Cold

I have a cold, it’s snot funny.

February 1, 2018 by LOL Zombie
Sick Kleenex Box

This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick? That’s snot funny” whenever a friend tells you their sick.

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In Minnesota, they’re freezing their pants and calling it art.

January 21, 2016 by LOL Zombie

It’s so cold in Minnesota, they’re taking their pants off and freezing them. That doesn’t make any sense, but supposedly it makes art! Images via Cassie Scharber, The Today Show, and Tom Grotting

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Looks nice out, lets go outside. It’s cold out, lets go inside.

February 19, 2015 by LOL Zombie

The problem with winter is you eventually get tired of being inside and it looks nice out. So out you go. Crap! It’s cold out. Lets go inside until spring. We then repeat this cycle all winter long. This is most evident with dogs. They love going out, but come right back in after a … Read more

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Watch Out For Ice – Walk Like a Penguin

January 13, 2015 by LOL Zombie

It’s winter, it’s cold, and there is ice in unexpected places. Don’t end up on your rear, walk like a penguin. Ice walking tip via Tablet Graphics.

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Winter – A Short & Honest Poem

January 9, 2015 by LOL Zombie

Can’t say much more about winter than shit it’s cold. Is spring here yet?

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No. It’s not too cold out.

January 7, 2015 by LOL Zombie

Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?

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Two Stages of Winter: Christmas & Suck

December 19, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Winter isn’t all that bad when it’s filled with colorful Christmas lights, holiday songs, and happy people. It starts to go down hill when all the festive stuff goes away and all we’re left with is the cold. via Brian Gordon

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Packaging is the worst when you are sick.

December 1, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few more times, that always helps. Oh you got one out! But where did that little bugger go? He was just here a … Read more

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Grumpy Cat Can’t See The Love, But Loves Fire.

February 16, 2014 by LOL Zombie

So much love… for someone else. For me, I’m cold. So cold I started a fire. In your backyard. Feel the warmth yet?

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You know why the cold is great? This is why.

February 15, 2014 by LOL Zombie

If it’s cold, you can just keep putting on more and more layers. Eventually you’ll be warm and comfy. If it’s hot, you can only take off so many before it becomes illegal. Even naked, you can still be way to hot.

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