I have a cold, it’s snot funny.
This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...
Tagged: Cold
In Minnesota, they’re freezing their pants and calling it art.
It’s so cold in Minnesota, they’re taking their pants off and freezing them. That doesn’t make any sense, but supposedly it makes art! Images via Cassie Scharber, The Today Show, and Tom Grotting
Looks nice out, lets go outside. It’s cold out, lets go inside.
The problem with winter is you eventually get tired of being inside and it looks nice out. So out you go. Crap! It’s cold out. Lets go inside until spring. We then repeat this...
Watch Out For Ice – Walk Like a Penguin
It’s winter, it’s cold, and there is ice in unexpected places. Don’t end up on your rear, walk like a penguin. Ice walking tip via Tablet Graphics.
Winter – A Short & Honest Poem
Can’t say much more about winter than shit it’s cold. Is spring here yet?
No. It’s not too cold out.
Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?
Two Stages of Winter: Christmas & Suck
Winter isn’t all that bad when it’s filled with colorful Christmas lights, holiday songs, and happy people. It starts to go down hill when all the festive stuff goes away and all we’re left...
Packaging is the worst when you are sick.
Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few...
Grumpy Cat Can’t See The Love, But Loves Fire.
So much love… for someone else. For me, I’m cold. So cold I started a fire. In your backyard. Feel the warmth yet?
You know why the cold is great? This is why.
If it’s cold, you can just keep putting on more and more layers. Eventually you’ll be warm and comfy. If it’s hot, you can only take off so many before it becomes illegal. Even...
