Love being married to you. Love annoying you too.
Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
Tagged: Love
Anti-Valentines Day Cards
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness…
… don’t fall for an idiot to forces you to be normal. There is nothing worse than losing your weirdness.
I love cake, tacos, bacon, and you!
It’s the simple things in life that matter. Cake, tacos, bacon, and most of all, you!
The only thing I like more than you is Netflix.
What’s better than Netflix? Nothing really. But your significant other is a close second. Show them some love by sharing your Netflix with them. via Ludzies
There may be trouble ahead. Get ready to face the music & dance.
You never know what lies ahead. There could be trouble, there could drama, there could be music and moonlight! Take control of the situation and dance. Trouble doesn’t define you, you define trouble.
I Love You More Than A Unicorn Fart
Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more, Than a unicorn fart. Now that’s love right there. via sugarhai
F You Valentine’s Day Hearts
Not all hearts are created equal. Some just don’t give a shit. You can take all that lovey dovey stuff and cram it up your whoo hoo.