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Ever loved someone so much you’d do anything for them?

January 13, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Quote about loving yourself

Yea, well, make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want. Remember: You’re worth it!

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This Christmas, Remember These Things

December 18, 2017 by LOL Zombie

Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.

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Push yourself. I believe in you.

September 19, 2017 by LOL Zombie

Push yourself. Do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex’s house down. I believe in you.

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Get Your Shit Together

July 25, 2017 by LOL Zombie

This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.

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Less Talky. More Nudity.

April 9, 2017 by LOL Zombie
Tree photo with quote

Spoiler Alert: Life’s a short movie and in the end, everybody dies. Also, way to talky and not enough nudity. You know it’s true.

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It’s Christmas and We’re All in Misery.

December 21, 2016 by LOL Zombie

Christmas with the family is always merry and bright in the movies. In real life its misery. That’s why everyone drinks so much. It’s not just you, or just your family. We’ll all just trying to survive until January.

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Relax. Nothing is under control.

November 30, 2016 by LOL Zombie

No matter how hard you try, you can’t control everything. So just relax and let the chaos do whatever it’s going to do anyway. Life’s too short to worry so much.

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The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On

September 27, 2016 by LOL Zombie

The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’. … Read more

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Highway to Hell or Stairway to Heaven?

August 8, 2016 by LOL Zombie

The fact there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic. What path are you on?

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Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness…

August 6, 2016 by LOL Zombie

… don’t fall for an idiot to forces you to be normal. There is nothing worse than losing your weirdness.

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