This Christmas, Remember These Things
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Category: Quotes
Push yourself. I believe in you.
Push yourself. Do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex’s house down. I believe in you.
Get Your Shit Together
This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.
Less Talky. More Nudity.
Spoiler Alert: Life’s a short movie and in the end, everybody dies. Also, way to talky and not enough nudity. You know it’s true.
It’s Christmas and We’re All in Misery.
Christmas with the family is always merry and bright in the movies. In real life its misery. That’s why everyone drinks so much. It’s not just you, or just your family. We’ll all just...
Relax. Nothing is under control.
No matter how hard you try, you can’t control everything. So just relax and let the chaos do whatever it’s going to do anyway. Life’s too short to worry so much.
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over...
Highway to Hell or Stairway to Heaven?
The fact there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic. What path are you on?
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness…
… don’t fall for an idiot to forces you to be normal. There is nothing worse than losing your weirdness.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that. Insert evil laugh here.
