Safety pins forgot the safety part and now a little prick is on the way.
Category: Random Fun
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
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Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change...
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You...
I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever. Enjoying the...