I know, fireworks are loud and scary, but don’t call 911 because you or someone you know is unhappy about them.
Don’t call 911 if…
- People are setting off fireworks.
- Fireworks debris is landing in your yard.
- Your wife is too upset to sleep.
- Your cat is upset and hiding.
Instead, call them if…
- People just set their house on fire.
- Body parts are landing in your yard.
- Your wife won’t wake up.
- Your cat is shooting back.
Other reasons not to call 911…
- Neighbor is blasting God Bless America on repeat.
- You can see fireworks from your car.
- It’s July 3rd or 5th, and they’re lighting off fireworks.
- Your neighbor just launched a firework from his grill, and now the grill is airborne.
- Someone lit a Roman candle… from their butt.
- Your in-laws are being asses.
- The fireworks aren’t American enough.