I went drinking on St. Patricks Day, so I took a bus home…
… it may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before. I can only imagine what the people on the bus must have been thinking.
Tagged: St. Patrick’s Day
That amazing holiday where we all dress up in green, drink beer and get loud all because we can. Hell Yea!
Kermit is green and naked.
Pinching people who don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day is one tradition that I don’t quite get, but, does it count when you’re all green? Seems like a good idea until someone points out...
A Wee Bit O Wine Is Just Fine
Skip the beer this St Patrick’s Day and enjoy some wine. Delicious, trouble fixing wine.
Packer fans are annoying even on St Patrick’s Day.
If it’s not bad enough that we have to deal with Packer fans all throughout football season, but seeing them come out on St. Patrick’s Day is just too much. Thankfully I’ll be drunk....
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Drink some green beer and then have Scotty beam you up so you can ride in your spaceship to the plant Hangover. It’ll be great.
Sometimes it is easy being green.
This St. Patrick’s day, everyone can be green! Just don’t wear pink and you’ll be fine. via OffTheMark
The leprechaun was delicious.
Why do you never see leprechauns? Maybe because cats eat them. They’re so tasty, but not so lucky.
Want to see my leprechaun?
If you want to see my leprechaun, just ask. I’ll show you. This St Patrick’s Day, have people asking you to take off your shirt with this leprechaun shirt. Granted, the beer should be good enough,...
Lame St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Those jokes are great for kids or telling those who you don’t want to offend. They’re a little lame, but can still be funny. Especially if you’re drunk.
I’m Patrick. It’s My Day. Lets Party.
I’m glad you’re all celebrating me today. All the patrick’s around the world just want to party; with you.