Pinching people who don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day is one tradition that I don’t quite get, but, does it count when you’re all green? Seems like a good idea until someone points out that you’re also naked. Awkward!
If it’s not one thing it’s another. Oil bring oil spills and sad black birds. Wind energy brings headless birds. Maybe we should all convert to solar energy. That’s never hurt anyone right? Except with sun burns.