This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes. But if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.
The Little Mermaid sure doesn’t like people peeing in her pond. Unfortunately, there’s not a lot she can do about it. Or is there? Not sure where this came from, but it is quite...
There’s a reason you keep your feet on the ground when you pee. I guess Spiderman didn’t know that. via Deathbulge
They think they’re so smart, looking at all the facts. Sometimes, it’s good to be ignorant.
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
This may not scare the kids too much, but no guy is going to want his ding-dong bitten off. Get out of the pool to pee or face the consequences.
I never thought dancing in the rain was dancing in the clouds pee. Actually, should it be warmer then?
Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.