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A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

January 30, 2017 by LOL Zombie

Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com

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Here’s the key to my heart. Don’t kill me with it.

May 7, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Giving someone the key to your heart is a big deal. Even bigger is what they do with it. Like when they use it to end you. Not cool. Not cool. via Nathan Bulmer

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What If Men Wrote Candy Hearts?

February 11, 2014 by LOL Zombie

If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?

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This Heart Is For You

January 7, 2014 by LOL Zombie

It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.

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I’m With Stupid

September 26, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?

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If Your Heart Was Really Broken You’d Be Dead. So Shut Up.

June 14, 2013 by LOL Zombie

No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s go get ice cream.

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Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.

February 10, 2013 by LOL Zombie

If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.

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Valentines Day Heart Conditions

February 13, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Which one are you?

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I Heart U

November 7, 2010 by LOL Zombie
I Heart You

I Heart U. Literally.

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I Heart Balls?!

March 21, 2010 by LOL Zombie

Some people see a heart, some a giant rack, some a low hanging sack. It’s all how you look at it I guess.

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