Tagged: Heart

What If Men Wrote Candy Hearts?

If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your...

This Heart Is For You

It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.

I’m With Stupid

Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?

I Heart Balls?!

Some people see a heart, some a giant rack, some a low hanging sack. It’s all how you look at it I guess.