Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
Giving someone the key to your heart is a big deal. Even bigger is what they do with it. Like when they use it to end you. Not cool. Not cool. via Nathan Bulmer
If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your...
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s...
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.
Which one are you?