Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth luxurious ride.
This happens from time to time. Usually between 8 and 5. Sometimes all day long. Just go with it and don’t take it personally.
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.
I’m sure there are lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
People always fear technology, but the real skill is mixing the old and the new. Old technique, new terminology. Install some brain software! via glasbergen.com