Ever wish you could get a little pot from Colorado? Well, now you can. You can order it on Amazon and get it shipped right to your door. Or to a friends door. Handy!
Unicorns aren’t easy to spot. Usually you have to be drunk or on drugs. Which, if that were true, means you may have bigger problems than seeing unicorns.
Everyone knows cows like grass. Not sure what the big deal is.
I’m sure there are lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came...
This guy use to star in a popular movie. Now he’s nothing but trash. Famous last words: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” …or maybe not, that doesn’t sound quite right.
Don’t worry, it’s just science kids. Oh, and don’t try this at home. In fact, just stay away from it. Forever.
Got to give credit to the reporter for trying to report on the drug burning whale net soldiers or whatever.
Riding horses, playing tennis. That’s the kind of recreation that everyone loves.
Every night the deal goes down, and every morning I say F the police.