Want to be well-informed or sane? Pick one.
It’s hard to stay well-informed with what’s going on around us today and stay sane. At the end of the day, I always pick sane; which in itself is still subjective.
News
You Might Be on Drugs If This Has Ever Happened to You
A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started videotaping him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed … Read more
What does a hail storm sound like? KAPOOYA! KAPOOYA!
How does one accurately describe a hail storm? Also available in music form. KAPOOYA! KAPOOYA!
The Great Cover Up
What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.
TV stars arrested for cooking up meth lab.
Don’t worry, it’s just science kids. Oh, and don’t try this at home. In fact, just stay away from it. Forever.
Tip: Don’t try and report from the field when soldiers are gathering and burning marijuana.
Got to give credit to the reporter for trying to report on the drug burning whale net soldiers or whatever.
Boston Police Will Report Zombie Attacks
If they happen, the Boston Police will report any zombie related attacks. They confirmed this on Twitter.
Some People Just Aren’t Meant To Rob Cars [video]
This reporter learns the hard way that breaking into a car isn’t that easy. At least not for him. Good thing he choose to be a reporter. Of course the truth in journalism may be a little lost on this story.