Funny Sex Picutures - LOL Zombie's Funny Pictures

Great news! We’re all getting laid!!!!!

Sure, it sounds like a good time but bricks only get laid once. Then it’s all over forever.

Food has replaced sex in my life.

Now I can’t even get into my own pants. However I’m getting some every day; multiple times in fact. Different styles too.

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And this is how you receive lots of tips.

Just put the tip in, see how it feels. I bet customers won’t be able to resist.

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Dad, I’m glad you knocked up Mom.

If it wasn’t for you knocking up Mom, Fathers Day wouldn’t be as awesome as you wouldn’t have me.

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Even zombies don’t love her for her brains.

Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton

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Who needs a man? Chocolate can’t get you pregnant.

No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.

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Give Her Something Long and Hard That Will Really Make Her Moan. #SFW

That’s right. This Valentines Day get your sweetie a mop! Nothing says I Love You like a little hard work; done by someone else.

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How Babies Will Be Born In The Future

With technology advancing at light speed, soon our computers and a 3D printer will be able to print out babies! Sadly, it’s not that far-fetched.

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In Case of Miracle, Break Glass

You don’t always get lucky, but when you do, it’s good to have a condom around. Even if it’s framed and you have to break the glass to get to it. Miracles happen.