Sure, it sounds like a good time but bricks only get laid once. Then it’s all over forever.
Now I can’t even get into my own pants. However I’m getting some every day; multiple times in fact. Different styles too.
Just put the tip in, see how it feels. I bet customers won’t be able to resist.
If it wasn’t for you knocking up Mom, Fathers Day wouldn’t be as awesome as you wouldn’t have me.
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.
That’s right. This Valentines Day get your sweetie a mop! Nothing says I Love You like a little hard work; done by someone else.
With technology advancing at light speed, soon our computers and a 3D printer will be able to print out babies! Sadly, it’s not that far-fetched.
You don’t always get lucky, but when you do, it’s good to have a condom around. Even if it’s framed and you have to break the glass to get to it. Miracles happen.
Forget that 7 8 9 but now 7 is a registered 6 offender. 7 is just out of control.