Something make me think the dishes have an ulterior motive. I mean, what am I going to get out of this?
There’s different sexual orientations, but none are as bad as the sexual atheist. These people don’t believe they’ll ever get laid. You gotta believe.
If you think my breadstick is big, why don’t you come back to my place and see my nuts.
Have you ever heard only part of the conversation? Of course you have. It happens all the time; especially in movies. Before you fly off the handle, get all the details. Context is important....
So if you want to get lucky, get a nice suit.
When I heard about the local swingers club, I was pretty interested. Turns out, it’s not quite what I thought it was. However, swings are fun. Hold my drink. Weeeeee. via minimumble.com
I guess you better be careful out there. You never know what might happen!
Who loves you more than yourself? Might as well treat yourself this Valentine’s Day.
Not sure if we’re building a bench or a baby, but as long as I’m with you, I’ll be happy.
Something tells me that this statement might not be true. I can think of a lot of things that I’d rather not do and spend my night alone. But then again, maybe I’m the odd one.