Is Jesus a zombie? Are we vampires?
If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Zombies were one real people who rose from the dead. Vampires drink blood. It’s hard to ignore the facts.
OMG
A night of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
Something tells me that this statement might not be true. I can think of a lot of things that I’d rather not do and spend my night alone. But then again, maybe I’m the odd one.