If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Zombies were one real people who rose from the dead. Vampires drink blood. It’s hard to ignore the facts.
If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.
When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.
Jesus game back because he can now turn bunnies into chocolate? Doesn’t quite seem like the story they tell in church, but store shelves are filled with chocolate bunnies. So maybe it’s possible? via completelyseriouscomics.com
… cause Jesus and germs are everywhere! Creepy ain’t it?
Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.
Especially your brain. Mmmm brains. Num Num Num.
He was hiding behind the couch the whole time. And here I was looking everywhere for him!