Is Jesus a zombie? Are we vampires?
If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Zombies were one real people who rose from the dead. Vampires drink blood. It’s hard to ignore the facts.
Tagged: Jesus
Are you sleeping at work or praying?
If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.
Happy Birthday …. Jesus
When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the true meaning of Easter.
Jesus game back because he can now turn bunnies into chocolate? Doesn’t quite seem like the story they tell in church, but store shelves are filled with chocolate bunnies. So maybe it’s possible? via completelyseriouscomics.com
Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.
Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.
I Found Jesus!
He was hiding behind the couch the whole time. And here I was looking everywhere for him!
Bacon Baby Jesus
What’s Christmas without bacon and baby Jesus? So why not combine them into one delicious celebration!
And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Chicks
You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus. Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.
