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Easter with Dad

April 4, 2022 by LOL Zombie
Jesus and Chocolate Bunnies

Nothing says Easter quite like some good dad jokes about chocolate bunnies and nailing the crucifixion. via Jim Benton

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Happy Birthday! Someday we’ll nail you to something.

December 21, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Sorry of the birth of Jesus when they tell him about nails.

Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.

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Jesus, Let It Snow.

December 19, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Let it snow in Christmas lights and silhouettes.

I don’t know who ever thought this was a good idea, or after seeing it, still keeps it up. Took me a while to figure out what it said which is why I wrote it out for you.

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Crucifixion? Nailed It.

March 23, 2018 by LOL Zombie
Jesus on the cross

Dad: Hey Jesus Jesus on the cross: What Dad: You know what would be a neat way to celebrate? Jesus: Dad Dad: Chocolate Bunnies Jesus: Can you even see what’s going on here? Jesus: I was crucified. Dad: And you nailed it! Jesus: DAD! Want more dad jokes? via Jim Benton

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Is Jesus a zombie? Are we vampires?

April 3, 2015 by LOL Zombie

If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Zombies were one real people who rose from the dead. Vampires drink blood. It’s hard to ignore the facts.

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Are you sleeping at work or praying?

March 19, 2014 by LOL Zombie

If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.

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Happy Birthday …. Jesus

December 21, 2013 by LOL Zombie

When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.

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I’m pretty sure this isn’t the true meaning of Easter.

March 26, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Jesus game back because he can now turn bunnies into chocolate? Doesn’t quite seem like the story they tell in church, but store shelves are filled with chocolate bunnies. So maybe it’s possible? via completelyseriouscomics.com

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Wash your hands and say your prayers…

August 19, 2012 by LOL Zombie

  … cause Jesus and germs are everywhere! Creepy ain’t it?

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Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.

January 6, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Jesus wants you to follow him.

Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.

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