Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they...
Dad: Hey Jesus Jesus on the cross: What Dad: You know what would be a neat way to celebrate? Jesus: Dad Dad: Chocolate Bunnies Jesus: Can you even see what’s going on here? Jesus:...
Every dad dreams of being able to bounce with their kids in the bounce house. This giant bounce house makes those dreams come true. Now I wonder where I can find one of these.
If it wasn’t for you knocking up Mom, Fathers Day wouldn’t be as awesome as you wouldn’t have me.
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
This Mother’s Day, remember all the things Mom does for us. Like everything.
Stupid dad. Always that lame old guy who can’t seem to keep up with the times.