Every dad dreams of being able to bounce with their kids in the bounce house. This giant bounce house makes those dreams come true. Now I wonder where I can find one of these.
If it wasn’t for you knocking up Mom, Fathers Day wouldn’t be as awesome as you wouldn’t have me.
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
This Mother’s Day, remember all the things Mom does for us. Like everything.
Stupid dad. Always that lame old guy who can’t seem to keep up with the times.