When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
Old babies are cute. Very weird, but still cute. Look at those little wrinkles.
There are certain things nearly every kid has done. If you haven’t done these at least once in your life, now’s a good time. If you haven’t done them in a long time, it’s time...
With someone you hate of course. That way you have something to eat. This kid is amazing!
Every dad dreams of being able to bounce with their kids in the bounce house. This giant bounce house makes those dreams come true. Now I wonder where I can find one of these.
As a kid, who didn’t want to swing all the way around? Even as an adult I’d like to accomplish that.
You remember when you lived at home and no matter what you wanted to do you seemed to piss off your parents? Well welcome to real life. Better start learning how to sweet talk...
All the other fishes have their lips pierced. Why can’t I?!