Some secrets are bet kept to yourself. Otherwise kids will exploit them.
Most trick or treaters are fun and cute, but some are too old, didn’t put any creativity into their costume, or are just rude. For them, we say screw you!
When your daughter asks you about the worlds greatest daughter, just look at her and be honest. It’s her grandma she should be asking, not you.
A teachers job seems nice some days. No school in the summer, all the holidays off and snow days. But you gotta remember that you need to deal with all those damn kids and...
It’s hard to get insurance on things when their condition isn’t perfect. That’s why your kids shouldn’t be running around with lightsabers making a mess of the place.
Talk about easy, this could be the easiest coloring sheet ever. Just print it off and you’re done.
Poor cats and kids. They keep chasing that red dot, but they never catch it.
Some kids have what it takes to be Batman, others will only be Robin. Is your kid Batman?
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
You may think it’s the parents fault, but sometimes it’s the grandparents.