Being a parent is hard. You have to eat things you don’t like, you can’t swear in front of them, and apparently people don’t like it when you don’t know where your kids are...
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids! I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.
Don’t drink the Kool-Aid, drink the tap water.
Darn snot nosed little kids anyways.
After so many years, and so many commercials, Tony the Tiger realized he just couldn’t outrun his tiger instincts. Turns our more than just the cereal was grrrrreat. vid spudcomics
I actually think adults have more fun here. That’s why we have kids, so we can enjoy all the cool kids things.
Imagination is fueled by books and living without limits. Let kids run wild!
No, it’s not a save button! It’s a floppy disk. It holds 1.4Mb of info. That’s enough for a few text files and maybe an image. Plus it makes a great square Frisbee.