The League of Regrettable Superheroes
Ever think that that superheros are awesome? Well, not all of them. Some of them are not so talented. This is The League of Regrettable Superheroes. These are real, failed superheros. For example, Dr Hormone.
Super Heroes
I’m single because I’m a superhero.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married? “You going out again?” “You never stay home and cuddle anymore.” “Ewww, Grose. A spider. Kill it for me.”
If I had super powers, I’d just mess with everyone.
Why would I use my powers for good, when I could just screw with everyone? I mean, they’d have a great story to tell their friends for the rest of their life. That’s like a gift right there. I’d be helping people without them even knowing it. Making them cooler in the eyes of their … Read more
The Credible Hulk
You won’t like him when he’s angry because he always supports his argument with properly documented scholarly sources. That’s Credible Hulk.
Facebook is the worst.
Not only does Facebook suck away all our time, but it also unveils our superheroes!
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Some heroes are just random dudes with a box of wine strapped to theirĀ back; with paper cups of course. Admit it, if you see this guy in public, you’d be pretty happy. Unless he doesn’t give you a drink. Then he’s your nemesis.
It’s hard being a super hero on Mother’s Day.
Sadly, most super hero’s moms aren’t here any more. via letsbefriendsagain.com
Never ask Batman about his Mother’s Day plans.
Batman can take down the biggest bad guys, but Mother’s Day isn’t something he can deal with.
Batman Returns … His Books To The Library
Even Batman likes to read in his down time. When he’s done with his books, he always returns them to the library like a good citizen.
