If I had super powers, I’d just mess with everyone.

Guy flying

Why would I use my powers for good, when I could just screw with everyone? I mean, they’d have a great story to tell their friends for the rest of their life. That’s like a gift right there. I’d be helping people without them even knowing it. Making them cooler in the eyes of their friends.

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