Wine Makes Life
Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
Easter Bunny is Better Than Santa
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
When your kids are too old but still want Easter baskets.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
Merry Christmas from our real family.
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
Gifts from Three Wise Cats
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
