Grilled Cheese
There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!
So Connected. So Alone.
When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
And you think your Mom’s bad.
Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics
Cat’s have 9 lives. You are not a cat. Buckle Up!
I love it when traffic departments get sassy with their road signs. Meow!
What’s for supper?
Hey Mom, what’s for supper? I’m making whatever the hell I want. Served with a side of eat it or starve. Sweetie.
Nothing Really Mattress & I Couldn’t Chair Less
Life is hard. Then you get old and you just don’t care anymore.
I’m single because I’m a superhero.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
Lyric sites ruin all the fun.
Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We use to have to sing it wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Until then, it was ignorant bliss.
Dam It! Beavers have rights too.
What happens when you reach out to a land owner trying to accuse them of unauthorized activity that is natural? Well, you get a dam good response. Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to...
Cat pretends to be human.
Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur. Humans are so weird. They complain a lot and don’t like anything we cats do. That’s why they’re our...
