Yellies! – Toys you yell at.
What kind of toy do you get for kids that aren’t yours? Well ones that make noise of course. Or, even better yet, ones that have the kids make noise. Yellies are toys that...
Tis the Season for Warm Alcoholic Beverages
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
Ginjas are coming to get you this Christmas.
These Ginjas (Gingerbread Ninja Cookies) are going to kick some butt this holiday season. If I were you, I’d bite their head off before they get the jump on you. If you want to...
Keep Calm. Be Jolly.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You...
Show someone you love and hate them with a Fuggler.
Have you heard of Fugglers? They’re ugly stuffed animals that are so ugly, they’re cute. Supposedly they’ll ruin your life, but you’ll fall in love them first. Why would you want one, you ask?...
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever. Enjoying the...
Frida Gomam
What do you do when you get pulled over by the cops? Tell them your name is Frida Gomam. I guess that only works for women, but it can’t hurt to try can it?...
If a bear has you stuck in a tree, try to pee in it’s eye.
This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes. But if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.
Stay Inside Festival!
What’s better than going out to a music festival? Staying inside, that’s what. It includes: Air Conditioner A Real Bed Video Games Movies A Clean Toilet Comics Your Couch TV Series A Refrigerator Clean...
Dad, I have no idea how life works.
Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they...
