I don’t understand what people in Wisconsin or North Dakota are doing at the movies, but I don’t think they’re doing it right. Cheese is not candy and neither is baked beans. Granted Wax...
This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause...
Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
What girls wouldn’t like horseshoes?! So stylish and they gotta be fast.
Safety pins forgot the safety part and now a little prick is on the way.
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Darth Tator. So tasty.