Easter Bunny is Better Than Santa
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
When your kids are too old but still want Easter baskets.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
Merry Christmas from our real family.
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
Gifts from Three Wise Cats
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change...
Yellies! – Toys you yell at.
What kind of toy do you get for kids that aren’t yours? Well ones that make noise of course. Or, even better yet, ones that have the kids make noise. Yellies are toys that...
Tis the Season for Warm Alcoholic Beverages
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
