Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.
And when I do it, I may be slow, or crying, but that still counts. Every try counts. via Sugar & Sloth
Parents: What are you doing? We do not eat things we found on the ground. Parents on Easter: Come on kids, let’s go out and search in the dirt for candy strangers left for you. via fowllanguagecomics.com
Granted, I’m not made of chocolate though. If I was, I’d probably eat myself. via cartoonstock.com
Nothing says Easter quite like some good dad jokes about chocolate bunnies and nailing the crucifixion. via Jim Benton
Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. Just know that I don’t give an EFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.
Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.
Christmas Sucks! You suck! Yea Christmas! That’s the gist of the story. Not sure why we need a 2 hour movie, but when we add Muppets, that makes it much better.