Wrapping Instructions

How to wrap a present; easily.

Wrapping birthday or Christmas presents is actually pretty easy once you know how. Basically, get some wrapping paper, then a gift box, then throw out the wrapping paper, get a gift bag, and put...

Dr Seuss Book Cover Parody

Wear your f*@#ing mask.

Dr. Seuss’s new book, Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don’t Put On That Fucking Mask is going to be a best seller this holiday season. Also, wear a mask.

2012 doomsday cover

It’s the end of the world. Again.

Remember that Mayan prediction that the world would end on December 21, 2012? Well, when the world switched to the Gregorian calendar in the 1700s, we lost around eight years in translation. So technically...