Red and Green Mushrooms

Grow Up & Get a Life

Mario has always tried to teach us to grow up and get a life. However, I don’t think all gamers quite get the hint.

Parody List

Top Baby Names of 2017

Having a baby in 2017? Watch out for these popular baby names. Spaghetti Joe’s a great name but all the girls & boys will have it. Hey you is pretty popular too. How many...

Velociraptor Sign

Is this your velociraptor?

Found. One velociraptor. He’s about 5 feet tall, very bitey, and seems angry.  Must have come from a bad home. We tried to figure out his name but he doesn’t answer to anything. If he’s...

Sprinkles

As an adult, I love sprinkles. No shame.

Sprinkles aren’t just for kids. They’re for fun adults too. They’re good on ice cream, pancakes, cake, cupcakes, cookies, cereal, anything you want because you’re an adult and you can do what you want....

Duck distracting human with topless girl cutout.

Duck Hunt 2 : Revenge of the Duck

Duck Hunt is one of the most popular video games of all time and it’s coming back. This time, the ducks are out to get revenge. Watch out hunters, they’re aiming for you. No,...

Pepe pointing out Kermit is green and naked

Kermit is green and naked.

Pinching people who don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day is one tradition that I don’t quite get, but, does it count when you’re all green? Seems like a good idea until someone points out...

Incredible Hulk Reading Book

The Credible Hulk

You won’t like him when he’s angry because he always supports his argument with properly documented scholarly sources. That’s Credible Hulk.

Steve Buscemi Crazy

I’M NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

I don’t have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times. I’ve got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.