Safety pins forgot the safety part and now a little prick is on the way.
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Darth Tator. So tasty.
Hold on. One second. Just gotta finish this text.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change...
What kind of toy do you get for kids that aren’t yours? Well ones that make noise of course. Or, even better yet, ones that have the kids make noise. Yellies are toys that...