What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
Everyone should have a special friend they can text this question to. 🙂
Push yourself. I believe in you.
Push yourself. Do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex’s house down. I believe in you.
I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream.
We all scream just constantly. Each day is a new nightmare in this Hell we call earth. But at leaset, we still have ice cream.
Happy Sharks!
What happens when you take scary sharks and add some teeth? You get happy, friendly sharks. Look at those cuties! Awwww
Make America Great Again with Donald Dump.
I think Garbage Pal Kids know exactly what they’re doing with these amazing cards. Sadly, Donald Dump is here to stay like it or not.
Tiki Torches are for BBQs with Steve only!
There’s a lot going on right now, but let’s keep the tiki torches out of this. They’re not really built for chaos and disorder. They go better with backyard BBQs and Steve’s guacamole.
Be smart. Be like robot.
When you run into a problem in life or someone you don’t agree with, just be like robot. Whenever robot hits obstacle, he turns his face, backs away and goes forth in new direction....
Look! A dinosaur taco holder!
Like tacos? Like dinosaurs? Then you should have a dinosaur taco holder! I’m not sure how you could go wrong with this. Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! What are you waiting for? Go get...
Get Your Shit Together
This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.
