One upon a time, there was a dragon…
Hero: Look the dragon is almost slain! Let us arm ourselves and end its reign of terror! People: Wait, what’s this armor made of? The court jester says it makes you magnetic…. I can’t...
Ever loved someone so much you’d do anything for them?
Yea, well, make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want. Remember: You’re worth it!
How to wrap a present; easily.
Wrapping birthday or Christmas presents is actually pretty easy once you know how. Basically, get some wrapping paper, then a gift box, then throw out the wrapping paper, get a gift bag, and put...
Another lonely Christmas… or is it?
Sometimes you need to settle and make whatever work. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t. Not all ideas are good ideas.
Wear your f*@#ing mask.
Dr. Seuss’s new book, Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don’t Put On That Fucking Mask is going to be a best seller this holiday season. Also, wear a mask.
Help us voters, you’re our only hope.
Come on America, vote! We need your help. I know some might like the president’s unorthodox style, but it’s dangerous for everyone.
It’s the end of the world. Again.
Remember that Mayan prediction that the world would end on December 21, 2012? Well, when the world switched to the Gregorian calendar in the 1700s, we lost around eight years in translation. So technically...
Where’s Waldo – It’s easier now than ever.
Oh look, there he is. Waldo has never been easier to find.
