The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up!
Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of ‘beauty’ In other words, you look damn fine and don’t you forget it.
There’s nothing wrong with being weird. Actually, it better in most cases. Just be confident, be you, and be awesome.
Just thought you should know.
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “PLOT TWIST!” and move on. Even when things don’t go wrong, if you’re just board, yet it and change your life. Keep it interesting!
Sometimes you just want to go out and seize the day. But then your remember that the day is freaking expensive.
The motivational saying says that when one door closes, another opens. That’s great and all, but you know you can re-open the same door right? It’s not closed forever. It may be locked, but...
Sometimes, it’s not you it’s them. Them assholes that make you feel bad about yourself. Well screw them. You’re better than that.
Lets face it, things could be worse. You could be dead! But you’re not. So lets look at the bright side.
Somethings in life don’t go the way they should and sometimes you just need to realize that’s life and move on.