The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up!
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.
Life’s complicated. It doesn’t matter which path you choose.
No matter how hard I try to get away, beer always finds me again. It’s everywhere! via explosm.net
The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.
Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.
Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?
Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.
You have to admin it’s true. If it weren’t for the stupid people who abuse the system, take advantage of others, or are close minded, we could have a better society.