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Alcohol

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

September 13, 2014 by LOL Zombie

The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up!

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Alcohol, Liquor, Motivational Leave a comment

Vodka vs Wine

February 21, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.

Categories Random Fun Tags Alcohol, Drinking, Vodka, Wine Leave a comment

Alcohol won’t solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.

May 15, 2013 by LOL Zombie

I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.

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I’m done with the ladies. I’m all yours now, alcohol.

December 28, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Life’s complicated. It doesn’t matter which path you choose.

Categories Random Fun Tags Alcohol, Drinking, Life, Women Leave a comment

I’m not addicted to beer, it’s addicted to me.

September 15, 2012September 14, 2012 by LOL Zombie

No matter how hard I try to get away, beer always finds me again. It’s everywhere! via explosm.net

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Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

April 27, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Drinking Memory

The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.

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Alcohol Makes For A Great Story

March 16, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Drinks

Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.

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Don’t like it? Don’t do it?

July 27, 2013October 23, 2011 by LOL Zombie

Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?

Categories Random Fun Tags Alcohol, Drugs, Gay, Love, Sex Leave a comment

Who needs a lie detector test when you have alcohol?

October 15, 2011 by LOL Zombie
Who needs a lie detector test when you have alcohol?

Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.

Categories Random Fun Tags Alcohol, Drinking, Drunk, Truth Leave a comment

Society’s problem is not drugs or alcohol. It’s stupidity.

September 14, 2011 by LOL Zombie
Society's problem is not drugs or alcohol. It's stupidity.

You have to admin it’s true. If it weren’t for the stupid people who abuse the system, take advantage of others, or are close minded, we could have a better society.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Alcohol, Drugs, Power, Stupid Leave a comment
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