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Who cares if the toilet seat is up?!

September 22, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Sure, you complain about the toilet set being up, but have you seen how the rest of the bathroom looks!

Categories Random Fun Tags Bathroom, Men, Women Leave a comment

I would like to identify your body.

June 16, 2014 by LOL Zombie

While laying in bed with my husband, he asked me what I’d most like to do with his body. Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer. Some men are so picky.

Categories Random Fun Tags Men, Relationship, Women Leave a comment

Wine is to Women as Duct Tape is to Men

June 11, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Wine can fix everything! Doesn’t matter what it is or how bad it’s messed up, just add wine and *poof* problem solved.

Categories Random Fun Tags Drinking, Duct Tape, Men, Wine, Women Leave a comment

I may never look at breakfast the same again.

May 16, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage? This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.

Categories Food, Random Fun Tags Bathroom, Egg, Men, Women Leave a comment

When popcorn gets hot flashes, they get fat.

March 4, 2014 by LOL Zombie

One day your body is smooth, sexy, and slim. But then comes a hot flash and BAM you’re twice the size, have wrinkles, and a bit bitter; or salty. Personally, I much prefer the larger sized popcorn. Much more enjoyable. via OffTheMark

Categories Food, Random Fun Tags Hot, Popcorn, Women Leave a comment

Who’s a Girls Best Friend? Chocolate or Diamonds?

February 22, 2014 by LOL Zombie

It’s a tough call, and you really can’t go wrong with diamonds or chocolate. Better yet why not go with both?!

Categories Random Fun Tags Cake, Chocolate, Jewelry, Women Leave a comment

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

February 6, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.

Categories Random Fun Tags Cold, Men, Sleep, Winter, Women Leave a comment

Mario & Bowser: Frenemies

November 10, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Mario spends most of his life saving the Princess from Bowser. In fact, he spend most of his early years doing just that; over and over again. But then Mario had a change of heart and invited Bowser to go gokarting, play golf and baseball. Seems they’re now frenemies.  

Categories Random Fun Tags Mario, Mario Kart, Super Mario Brothers, Video Games, Women Leave a comment

Sometimes It’s OK To Throw Rocks At Girls

November 6, 2013 by LOL Zombie

As long as it’s sparkly and you spent way to much money on it.

Categories Random Fun Tags Girls, Jewelry, Women Leave a comment

It’s National Boss’s Day, so fellas don’t forget to get your wife something nice.

October 16, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Like it or not, she runs things. Might as well get her flowers. Just don’t tell her it’s because she’s bossy!

Categories Random Fun Tags Holiday, Women, Work Leave a comment
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