Sure, you complain about the toilet set being up, but have you seen how the rest of the bathroom looks!
While laying in bed with my husband, he asked me what I’d most like to do with his body. Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer. Some men are so picky.
Wine can fix everything! Doesn’t matter what it is or how bad it’s messed up, just add wine and *poof* problem solved.
Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage? This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.
One day your body is smooth, sexy, and slim. But then comes a hot flash and BAM you’re twice the size, have wrinkles, and a bit bitter; or salty. Personally, I much prefer the...
It’s a tough call, and you really can’t go wrong with diamonds or chocolate. Better yet why not go with both?!
Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of...
Mario spends most of his life saving the Princess from Bowser. In fact, he spend most of his early years doing just that; over and over again. But then Mario had a change of...
As long as it’s sparkly and you spent way to much money on it.
Like it or not, she runs things. Might as well get her flowers. Just don’t tell her it’s because she’s bossy!