Tagged: Winter

Getting excited for spring just to have to mow the lawn.

Yea Spring! Oh Hell No Mow.

It’s so exciting when spring comes and you can stop shoveling show every week. Then you realize you need to start mowing every week. Urg. At least we don’t have to wear as many...

Duck in the cold complaining.

Can we complain winter away?

Even though there is nothing you can do about the weather, bitching and moaning about it  sure can make you feel better about it. Someday, spring will come. Some. Day. Tired of winter? There’s...

Sick Kleenex Box

I have a cold, it’s snot funny.

This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...

Cut your winter heating bills in half!

How would you like to cut your winter heating bills in half?! It’s easy, just grab some scissors and cut them! Granted, the heating company isn’t going to be happy, but it may make...

Winter Driving

Every winter it’s the same thing. We start off slow and cautious and then before you know it, snow is no big deal. We cruise down the road without a care in the world,...

Where did spring go?

  Every year spring shows up and everything is awesome, then it disappears and that jerk winter is back. It’s like a battle. Spring eventually wins, but why does it take so long?! via thegentlemansarmchair.com