Yea Spring! Oh Hell No Mow.
It’s so exciting when spring comes and you can stop shoveling show every week. Then you realize you need to start mowing every week. Urg. At least we don’t have to wear as many...
Tagged: Spring
Can we complain winter away?
Even though there is nothing you can do about the weather, bitching and moaning about it sure can make you feel better about it. Someday, spring will come. Some. Day. Tired of winter? There’s...
How NOT to spray your yard for weeds.
Killing off the weeds in your yard is a good idea, but we all worry that we’re going to kill off the lawn. Sometimes you should listen to that little voice in the back of...
Where did spring go?
Every year spring shows up and everything is awesome, then it disappears and that jerk winter is back. It’s like a battle. Spring eventually wins, but why does it take so long?! via thegentlemansarmchair.com
I’m not going outside until the temperature is above my age.
Ever wonder why kids don’t mind going out when it’s cold? Or why the older you get, the less you like the cold? Well, I think it’s because our bodies have this unwritten rule...
Fact: Spring kills 100% of snowmen every year!
Next time you see a snowman, be nice. His days are numbered. In just a few months, he’ll be gone. His memory will live on in a puddle for a few days, then that’ll...
Christmas is over Santa. Come get your snow!
It’s time for daffodils, bunnies, Easter, and warm weather. Enough is enough! If you’re going to have snow, you might as well get a unicorn snow tube.
Signs of spring! I see a Robin.
See Robin? Seem him there behind that tree? It’s a sure sign of spring when he comes creeping into the neighborhood. That and you may have a crime problem in the neighborhood. via bizarrocomics
You know, that day in March when it gets nice and you think it’s spring.
It happens every year, and every year we fall for it. It gets really nice for a day or to, maybe even a week, and we think it is spring. But then we fall...