… but his legs failed him. Ha ha. Get it? Cuz he has no legs.
Next time you see a snowman, be nice. His days are numbered. In just a few months, he’ll be gone. His memory will live on in a puddle for a few days, then that’ll...
Even snowmen get caught by autocorrect. I have to say, this is great marketing however. No idea what store it was for though. So maybe not the best marketing?
Spring is on its way! Course, it’s taking its damn time. One more snow storm and I’m gonna lose it!
Next time you’re out rolling snow in to a ball, think bigger. Think a snow shark that towers over the neighborhood! This 16-foot Snow Shark was built by Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz, brothers...
You may think your snowman is cold and no fun, but this cat thinks his snowman is the best thing ever. Now, if he can only get the snowman to pet and feed him.
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids! I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.
You can’t beat this deal on a snowman. Getting them un-assembled is the way to go. So much cheaper than fully assembled. And more fun this way.
My snowman is cooler than yours as he’s doing a handstand. Take that!
You always say you’re only going to have one drink, then you come home looking like a mess. Typical.