… but his legs failed him. Ha ha. Get it? Cuz he has no legs.
Know how I know? Because they all told me within 2 minutes! Seems those things are something to brag about.
Those jokes are great for kids or telling those who you don’t want to offend. They’re a little lame, but can still be funny. Especially if you’re drunk.
And so is this post. But admit it, it’s kinda funny. 🙂
Put an outlet sticker on the wall at an airport, coffee shop, or conference. Then watch people get all excited before they realize it’s fake. It’ll be so funny.
I was cracka-lackin. I just love a good pun.
It’s true. Give it a try. Wait for it. Keep trying. Oh man, this is getting good. Think about it. I really hope you got it by now.
And I’m sorry if you were the last to get it. I’m sure you’re not an idiot. 😉
Forget that 7 8 9 but now 7 is a registered 6 offender. 7 is just out of control.
Got a staircase outside? If so, put a mirror on one step and you’re sure to scare the shit out of anyone as they think they’re about to fall to their death. Of course,...