Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
Category: Signs
Free Beer, Topless Bartenders, & False Advertising
Is it truth in advertising when you tell people it’s lying? Or, if the restaurant is advertising that it has false advertising, does that make the claim true? I guess we should just go in...
I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream.
We all scream just constantly. Each day is a new nightmare in this Hell we call earth. But at leaset, we still have ice cream.
Tiki Torches are for BBQs with Steve only!
There’s a lot going on right now, but let’s keep the tiki torches out of this. They’re not really built for chaos and disorder. They go better with backyard BBQs and Steve’s guacamole.
Cat’s have 9 lives. You are not a cat. Buckle Up!
I love it when traffic departments get sassy with their road signs. Meow!
Is this your velociraptor?
Found. One velociraptor. He’s about 5 feet tall, very bitey, and seems angry. Must have come from a bad home. We tried to figure out his name but he doesn’t answer to anything. If he’s...
The Credible Hulk
You won’t like him when he’s angry because he always supports his argument with properly documented scholarly sources. That’s Credible Hulk.
Earthquake Detection Kit
When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.
Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
