I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream.
We all scream just constantly. Each day is a new nightmare in this Hell we call earth. But at leaset, we still have ice cream.
Category: Signs
Tiki Torches are for BBQs with Steve only!
There’s a lot going on right now, but let’s keep the tiki torches out of this. They’re not really built for chaos and disorder. They go better with backyard BBQs and Steve’s guacamole.
Cat’s have 9 lives. You are not a cat. Buckle Up!
I love it when traffic departments get sassy with their road signs. Meow!
Is this your velociraptor?
Found. One velociraptor. He’s about 5 feet tall, very bitey, and seems angry. Must have come from a bad home. We tried to figure out his name but he doesn’t answer to anything. If he’s...
The Credible Hulk
You won’t like him when he’s angry because he always supports his argument with properly documented scholarly sources. That’s Credible Hulk.
Earthquake Detection Kit
When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.
Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
Keep the Earth clean. It isn’t Uranus.
If you ever wanted to convince someone to recycle, this is probably the best way. Some people kids are little jerks, others are brilliant.
Anyone can grow up to be president.
Remember when they told you that you could be anything as a kid? You could even grow up to be president? Well, maybe we’ve taken that just a bit too far this year.
Whiskey Cat Needs a Drink
Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.
