Category: Signs

Tiki Torches are for BBQs with Steve only!

There’s a lot going on right now, but let’s keep the tiki torches out of this. They’re not really built for chaos and disorder. They go better with backyard BBQs and Steve’s guacamole.

Velociraptor Sign

Is this your velociraptor?

Found. One velociraptor. He’s about 5 feet tall, very bitey, and seems angry.  Must have come from a bad home. We tried to figure out his name but he doesn’t answer to anything. If he’s...

Incredible Hulk Reading Book

The Credible Hulk

You won’t like him when he’s angry because he always supports his argument with properly documented scholarly sources. That’s Credible Hulk.

Earthquake Detection Kit

When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.

Would you like a Trump sandwich?

It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.

Keep the Earth clean. It isn’t Uranus.

If you ever wanted to convince someone to recycle, this is probably the best way. Some people kids are little jerks, others are brilliant.

Anyone can grow up to be president.

Remember when they told you that you could be anything as a kid? You could even grow up to be president? Well, maybe we’ve taken that just a bit too far this year.

Whiskey Cat Needs a Drink

Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.