Category: Signs

Keep the Earth clean. It isn’t Uranus.

If you ever wanted to convince someone to recycle, this is probably the best way. Some people kids are little jerks, others are brilliant.

Anyone can grow up to be president.

Remember when they told you that you could be anything as a kid? You could even grow up to be president? Well, maybe we’ve taken that just a bit too far this year.

Whiskey Cat Needs a Drink

Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.

Don’t be afraid to share your ideas.

Next time  you’re afraid to share ideas remember someone once said in a meeting “Lets make a film with a tornado full of sharks.” You never know when your stupid idea will be the...

Vote For Nobody

Who do you vote for when no one seems like a good choice? Well, maybe Nobody. He seems to say all the right things. Nobody will keep election promises. Nobody will listen to your...

Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!

Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.

Get A Life Pokémon Players #WTF

They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn,...