Help us voters, you’re our only hope.
Come on America, vote! We need your help. I know some might like the president’s unorthodox style, but it’s dangerous for everyone.
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Make America Great Again with Donald Dump.
I think Garbage Pal Kids know exactly what they’re doing with these amazing cards. Sadly, Donald Dump is here to stay like it or not.
Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
If aliens are going to come and blow up the White House, now might be a good time.
I’m not saying they should, I’m just saying that if they were going to blow up the White House sometime, like they always do in the movies, now’s not the worst time.
Little Golden Book of Alternative Facts
It’s hard to teach kids about Trump and his administration, but this Little Golden book can help. Things are not always as they seem. They’re not lies, they’re alternative facts. Credit: Tim O’Brien
Hey Trump, I’m ready to build that wall.
Trump promised us a wall and I’m ready to build one right across his mouth to keep his opinions in. Heck, I’d even help pay for that one.
I’m gonna make Thanksgiving great again!
We’re going to make lots of food. Thanksgiving is going to be HUUUUGE. Everyone’s invited. Ok,well not everyone. You know who you are.
Scary Donald Trump Pumpkin
What’s scarier this Halloween than Donald Trump?! Nothing. If you want to scare your neighborhood, you can turn your pumpkin into a Trump look-alike. I have chills just thinking about it.
Anyone can grow up to be president.
Remember when they told you that you could be anything as a kid? You could even grow up to be president? Well, maybe we’ve taken that just a bit too far this year.
Welcome Taco Truck Overlords!
Not everything that comes out of Trumps mouth is stupid. Taco trucks on every corner sounds like a fantastic idea.
