First off, who has turkey at Easter? Second, this is just disturbing, yet fascinating. How did the bunny get so big? What’s he drinking? What’s he looking at? Wait…. is this inappropriate?
We’re going to make lots of food. Thanksgiving is going to be HUUUUGE. Everyone’s invited. Ok,well not everyone. You know who you are.
Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.
I’m sure if you actually could carve a turkey with a lightsaber people would. I mean, how cool would that be!
You know how we trace our hand to make a turkey? Well, they can trace their feathers and make a person. Dang!! via speedbump
Just think… If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we’d all be getting a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!
This Thanksgiving, when the directions say to let the bird chill, just prop it up and give it a beer. It’ll be happy before you toss it in sauna.
This Thanksgiving, decorate your toilet with a turkey. Then your guests can come feed and water your turkey. Or you can be thankful that you don’t have a turkey toilet in your house.
Want to have the sexiest turkey in the neighborhood this Thanksgiving? Well you can. With a little tin foil and a great sense of humor, you can create this lovely turkey for your Thanksgiving...
What happens when turkeys stuff humans for Thanksgiving? Well it isn’t pretty. Sadly, it’s the same as what we’re doing, only a bit more disturbing. Eat up!