I’m sexy and I know it. How you doin’
If not, this banana is for you. Now that’s a good-looking banana.
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I don’t know why she can’t just focus on me. I know my beard is beautiful, but I’m trying to have a conversation here.
…but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox. It’s the thought that counts.
Strange, I don’t think I’ve eaten any sexy beasts today.
Wait, not you, that person over there. No not that one the one in the …. oh never mind.
I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt. Just sayin’. Ohh and hopefully you’ve got that song stuck in your head. 🙂