Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the...
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.
Some times you can’t get merry and bright so this is all you get. Have a Christmas.
You’ll shoot your eye out.
Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves, or doesn’t listen, throw one in the fire. That’ll show them. Nothing says Merry Christmas like scaring them straight.
Christmas with the family is always merry and bright in the movies. In real life its misery. That’s why everyone drinks so much. It’s not just you, or just your family. We’ll all just...
Christmas spirits can come in a cup, a bottle, a can, or even a box. Hope you remember your holiday season. Unless you don’t want to, then see you in January and I’ll share...