Happy Birthday! Someday we’ll nail you to something.
Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.
Christmas
A Christmas Carol… in 3 seconds.
Christmas Sucks! You suck! Yea Christmas! That’s the gist of the story. Not sure why we need a 2 hour movie, but when we add Muppets, that makes it much better.
Jesus, Let It Snow.
I don’t know who ever thought this was a good idea, or after seeing it, still keeps it up. Took me a while to figure out what it said which is why I wrote it out for you.
The Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people.
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair. There’s a lot of idiots out there and I’m starting to see why The Grinch lived all alone with his dog. That guy was ahead of his time.
Run! Mariah Carey’s Christmas song is coming!
It happens every year and we can’t stop it! Soon “All I want for Christmas” will be in every store, TV, and radio. Won’t something think of the children!
How to wrap a present; easily.
Wrapping birthday or Christmas presents is actually pretty easy once you know how. Basically, get some wrapping paper, then a gift box, then throw out the wrapping paper, get a gift bag, and put your gift in there. Gift bags are the best.
Another lonely Christmas… or is it?
Sometimes you need to settle and make whatever work. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t. Not all ideas are good ideas.
This is who I am Mom!
Some parent’s just don’t understand kids these days. Just because we don’t look like you doesn’t mean we’re not still good kids. via LoadingArtist.com
Merry Christmas. I got you an XBOX!
Your XBOX is full of pictures of your ex-girlfriends. It’s an ex-box! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Let children believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils.
We all believe in things that aren’t what they seem. At least Santa is way better for your health than some of those other things.