When it comes to asking for Christmas presents, go big or go home right? via IllustratedTextPosts
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change the world forever. via zobotcomic If you’re thinking about “setting the record straight”, please realize that this is a joke.
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
These Ginjas (Gingerbread Ninja Cookies) are going to kick some butt this holiday season. If I were you, I’d bite their head off before they get the jump on you. If you want to make your own Ginjas, grab the baking set.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You got this.
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
