Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves, or doesn’t listen, throw one in the fire. That’ll show them. Nothing says Merry Christmas like scaring them straight.
Christmas with the family is always merry and bright in the movies. In real life its misery. That’s why everyone drinks so much. It’s not just you, or just your family. We’ll all just...
Christmas spirits can come in a cup, a bottle, a can, or even a box. Hope you remember your holiday season. Unless you don’t want to, then see you in January and I’ll share...
Wait, I mean Jingle Bells. Stupid auto correct.
She’s working that mistletoe like a pro. Everyone knows that one parson who works it a little too much at the holiday party.
Finding the end of the tape once it’s suck on the role is almost impossible. So hard that while granddad searched for the end of the tape, the children cut the wrapping paper then...
How about some Christmas cheer in the form of some fun animated GIFs? What’s your favorite Christmas animated GIF?
You don’t need fancy Christmas wrapping paper, you just need a sharpie and some creativity.
… but his legs failed him. Ha ha. Get it? Cuz he has no legs.
What says Happy Holidays like reindeer doing it. Plus Merry Christmas bitches is what you’ll be saying once your drunk. Get your own ugly Christmas sweater today.