Some times you can’t get merry and bright so this is all you get. Have a Christmas.
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
Wait, I mean Jingle Bells. Stupid auto correct.
She’s working that mistletoe like a pro. Everyone knows that one parson who works it a little too much at the holiday party.
Print these out, cut them out, then hand them out to your friends, or random people. The bad luck cards will surely make someone smile. And that someone will probably be you so you...
Telling your mom thanks should happen more than once a year. But, if you only do it once a year, I guess it’s better than never. Happy Mother’s Day!!
Lets not go denying it, his man parts are pretty great. I bet even he thinks so.
Tell your special someone this Valentines Day that even though they’re not perfect, and you are, that you still love them. Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have selective hearing I...
I get kind of corny. What were you thinking? Oh… I know what you were thinking. Shame on you.
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.