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Who cares if the toilet seat is up?!

September 22, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Sure, you complain about the toilet set being up, but have you seen how the rest of the bathroom looks!

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I would like to identify your body.

June 16, 2014 by LOL Zombie

While laying in bed with my husband, he asked me what I’d most like to do with his body. Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer. Some men are so picky.

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Wine is to Women as Duct Tape is to Men

June 11, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Wine can fix everything! Doesn’t matter what it is or how bad it’s messed up, just add wine and *poof* problem solved.

Categories Random Fun Tags Drinking, Duct Tape, Men, Wine, Women Leave a comment

I may never look at breakfast the same again.

May 16, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage? This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.

Categories Food, Random Fun Tags Bathroom, Egg, Men, Women Leave a comment

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

March 8, 2014 by LOL Zombie

It’s the best thing she ever did for me.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Beer, Drinking, Men, Woman Leave a comment

Admit It, You Love Him For His Man Parts

February 14, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Lets not go denying it, his man parts are pretty great. I bet even he thinks so.

Categories Random Fun Tags Cards, Love, Men, Valentines Day Leave a comment

What If Men Wrote Candy Hearts?

February 11, 2014 by LOL Zombie

If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?

Categories Random Fun Tags Candy, Heart, Men, Valentines Day Leave a comment

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

February 6, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.

Categories Random Fun Tags Cold, Men, Sleep, Winter, Women Leave a comment

Don’t forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards.

August 16, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Just cuz you ain’t got no hair up top doesn’t mean you can’t have hair down below.

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5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman

June 28, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Fine – This sis the word used to end an argument when she knows she’s right & you need to shut up. Nothing – Means something & you need to be worried. Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it. Whatever – It’s a woman’s way of saying screw you. … Read more

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