That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
Look, up in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plain? Holy crap it’s raining men!
If you ever fall for this pick-up line then you probably deserve him.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
I don’t know why she can’t just focus on me. I know my beard is beautiful, but I’m trying to have a conversation here.
It’s math. Unless you’re ultra smart, then it’s trying to figure out why this is funny.
I hate it when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it.
You do? It must be 15 minutes fast. How you doin?
OMG. Look at you! What did I ever see in you?