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Marriage

Love being married to you. Love annoying you too.

February 13, 2017 by LOL Zombie

Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.

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You can’t marry a man you just met. But, But, But

August 21, 2014 by LOL Zombie

These Disney princesses think they can just marry some random guy. About time someone came in and set the record straight!

Categories Random Fun Tags Cinderella, Disney, Frozen, Marriage, Princess Leave a comment

You Can Either Be Happily Married or Right

February 18, 2014 by LOL Zombie
Couple Fighting

In a relationship, sometimes you gotta just give in so you can be happy. Happy or right. Pick one. If you pick wrong, you’ll know.

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My iPhone Corrects Me Just As Much As My Wife

January 6, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.

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If you get mad, I’ll tighten the lids on all the jars so you come to me.

September 8, 2013 by LOL Zombie

When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry, I know how to make you need me again.

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Gay marriage is a black and white issue.

November 5, 2012 by LOL Zombie

We’ve been here before. Lets learn from our past. Vote against anyone trying to limit who can marry whom.

Categories Random Fun Tags Equality, Gay, Gay Marriage, Love, Marriage 1 Comment

Once Upon A Time A Prince Got Turned Down

September 13, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!

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Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.

December 5, 2012November 5, 2011 by LOL Zombie
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get gay married.

If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.

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The Key To Happiness is Simple…

September 17, 2011 by LOL Zombie
The Key To Happiness is Simple...

Don’t marry a bitch or an an asshole.

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