Love being married to you. Love annoying you too.
Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
Tagged: Marriage
You can’t marry a man you just met. But, But, But
These Disney princesses think they can just marry some random guy. About time someone came in and set the record straight!
You Can Either Be Happily Married or Right
In a relationship, sometimes you gotta just give in so you can be happy. Happy or right. Pick one. If you pick wrong, you’ll know.
My iPhone Corrects Me Just As Much As My Wife
Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.
If you get mad, I’ll tighten the lids on all the jars so you come to me.
When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry,...
Gay marriage is a black and white issue.
We’ve been here before. Lets learn from our past. Vote against anyone trying to limit who can marry whom.
Once Upon A Time A Prince Got Turned Down
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.
If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.
