Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
These Disney princesses think they can just marry some random guy. About time someone came in and set the record straight!
In a relationship, sometimes you gotta just give in so you can be happy. Happy or right. Pick one. If you pick wrong, you’ll know.
Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.
When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry,...
We’ve been here before. Lets learn from our past. Vote against anyone trying to limit who can marry whom.
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.
Don’t marry a bitch or an an asshole.