I’m single because I’m a superhero.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
They say you learn a lot in kindergarten. Like how boys are dumb and girls have cooties. Turns out, we weren’t wrong.
Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
… don’t fall for an idiot to forces you to be normal. There is nothing worse than losing your weirdness.
Imagine sitting at a stop light, looking over, and see Barbie on the motorcycle next to you! How cool is that guy that he got her? Granted, you could take it the other way...
We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
Every time someone asks you to take your relationship to the next level, pray it’s not an underwater level. Those suck! Granted, after that is the ice level and that’s even worse. The...
Ever look at candy hearts and think the sayings don’t quite fit your life? Then you need the It’s Not You, It’s Me collection. They are prefect for the real life situations that better match...
Think you have issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered
Not all hearts are created equal. Some just don’t give a shit. You can take all that lovey dovey stuff and cram it up your whoo hoo.