I’m single because I’m a superhero.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
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Boys Are Dumb
They say you learn a lot in kindergarten. Like how boys are dumb and girls have cooties. Turns out, we weren’t wrong.
A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness…
… don’t fall for an idiot to forces you to be normal. There is nothing worse than losing your weirdness.
Chicks Dig Guys on Motorcycles
Imagine sitting at a stop light, looking over, and see Barbie on the motorcycle next to you! How cool is that guy that he got her? Granted, you could take it the other way...
I don’t think America should elect any president in 2016.
We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
Take your relationship to the next level.
Every time someone asks you to take your relationship to the next level, pray it’s not an underwater level. Those suck! Granted, after that is the ice level and that’s even worse. The...
It’s not you, it’s me. Candy Hearts.
Ever look at candy hearts and think the sayings don’t quite fit your life? Then you need the It’s Not You, It’s Me collection. They are prefect for the real life situations that better match...
Sometimes Relationships Are Complicated
Think you have issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered
F You Valentine’s Day Hearts
Not all hearts are created equal. Some just don’t give a shit. You can take all that lovey dovey stuff and cram it up your whoo hoo.
