I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Spiderman

For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense.

Could you imagine if Spiderman was married? “You going out again?” “You never stay home and cuddle anymore.” “Ewww, Grose. A spider. Kill it for me.”

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